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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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massivelimestonecube

heres an actually helpful executive dysfunction tip that isnt “just do one thing so you can do other things” or some bullshit

narrate what you need to do. out loud. “i’m picking this shirt up off the floor. i’m picking is empty can off the floor. i’m putting the can in the recycling. i’m putting the shirt in the hamper. i’m taking the hamper to the laundry room.” etc. it’s one of the only actually effective things ive figured out. i think what happens is it tricks me into thinking im already doing the task, which is the hard part (starting). give it a shot if you want. or dont im a blogger not a cop

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“The Shining” Review

5paragraphmovie

Are you scared? The Shining is a movie about being scared in the mountains. It has action, scary, and too long. For those there reasons, that is why The Shining is my favorite movie. I hope you enjoy!

First, action. The Shining has a lot of action. For instance, when they run from Jack who is chasing them. That scene is packed with action. The movie Shining has a lot of action.

Next, scary. If you are scared, Shining is the movie for you. I watched this movie with my uncle because my dad is out of town for business and he said it would be okay to watch. The whole movie I was very scared and I still am scared. If you dad is out of town and you like being scared, this is the movie for you. The Shining is scared.

Finally, too long. The Shining is too long. Your uncle might say that it isn’t too long, but you will know when you watch that it is too long. For instance, when the movie keeps going after he is locked in the kitchen with the food. The Shining is too long.

In conclusion, thank you for reading my review of Shining. It is action, is scary, and it is too long. These are the reasons that make Shining my favorite movie. I hope you watch the Shining and write a review of the movie Shining too. Who knows, maybe you will like the Shining too!

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fallcaesar: “ genderdeath: “ riseofthecommonwoodpile: “ egowave: “this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone ” what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip ” it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation...
egowave

this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone

riseofthecommonwoodpile

<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>

genderdeath

it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.

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gahdamnpunk

YOO SPREAD THE WORD PEOPLE

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Save a marker, SPREAD THE WORD!!!!

oolathurman

It’s called the crayola colorcycle program! As on its FAQ, they mention the following:

“Crayola ColorCycle will accept all brands of plastic markers, not just Crayola markers. That includes dry erase markers and highlighters! ColorCycle will eliminate placing hundreds of tons of markers into landfills.”

There do seem to be some limits, however, as far as I can tell, anyone can ship in a box of markers. “Any sturdy cardboard box with minimal outer markings will work. The more markers you ship, the more efficient this program will be. We suggest a minimum of 100 markers and a maximum of up to 40 pounds.”

livingrepetition

Also, look for the Crayon Initiative. 

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Their whole things work with used, donated crayons they melt and make new ones to donate to children’s hospitals. 

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meanplastic

Me practicing this housewife thing for when I drop out of uni

twerkcircus

Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.

antihelix

Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.

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striders

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

girl-in-the-hitops

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

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